May 20th

Today I got in a fight with an 84 year old lady sitting behind me in the dining room at my Gram's Seniors Complex.

  • Beatrix: *tapping spoon on cup and singing* monkeys everywhere, monkeys everywhere.
  • Old Lady: What rude children. No manners.
  • Kelly: (to Gram) I'm ignoring that.
  • Gram: What?
  • Old Lady: (louder) What rude children. NO MANNERS.
  • Kelly: Bea, can you stop for a minute, you're bugging someone.
  • Beatrix: (stops)
  • Kelly: (turns around) She's TWO.
  • Old Lady: *shaking her head*
  • Kelly: SHE'S TWO.
  • Old Lady: *shaking her head*
  • Kelly: *nods her head*
  • Old Lady: My children never did that.
  • Kelly: You look like you might have a bad memory.
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